Telus

Fucking Gay Ass Company because you have to Pay for incoming Text Messages

Telus Sucks Ass!

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

@terushimahatepage

Only the hottest and the moist accurate person ever. They never miss tbh

"Hey look isn't it the hot person called @terushimahatepage? I love them. Also terushimahatepage is so ugly, he looks like dog shit if I'm speaking fr.

by Kleesolosgokuthb June 13, 2021

Godver-de-tyfus

Dutch for God-dame-the-Tyfus.

Also used as replacement for fuck or screw

Godverdetyfus, I forgot my calculator
Fuck, I forgot my Calculator

by VJS February 1, 2005

telus

When you cum in someones ear and say, can you hear me now?

I gave my girl friend a telus yesterday, she couldent hear me... still cant.

by bob sdjasfk June 7, 2007

Terusylies

A venereal disease that causes one's penis to swell up and literally explode, leaving the victim without a penis.

Becky is such a bitch! She gave me Terusylies and now I'm straight up dickless!

by Pookie&TacoSauce September 2, 2009

tyfus

tyfus is a disease that anne frank had. she jumped of a cliff

man 1: i have tyfus
man 2: are you enne frenk

by enne frenk November 6, 2019

terushimahatepage

only the best tiktok page to ever be made on planet earth

bro, have you seen terushimahatepage‘s new video?

friend: not really man, i’ve-

WHAT.

by scared banana June 14, 2021