Harris Teeter

A grocery store chain in the Carolinas. Often called by its nickname, "Hairy Teater"

Hey, I'm gonna run to the Hairy Teeter to get some condoms.

by Nick Marco April 29, 2004

turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

by Double Jay May 13, 2003

textersonator

A person who pretends they are someone else via text message. For instance: Picking up your boyfriend's cell phone and texting someone from his phone, as if you ARE the boyfriend.

Responding to a text message that wasn't meant for you as if you are the person it was meant for.

I thought I was texting Jim last night, but I found out it was actually Sally. What a textersonator, I'll never trust her again.

by Cassam September 4, 2010

anal teetering

Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.

Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.

by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

Goof off

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010

Textersonating

Sucessfully impersonates someone while text messaging. Done by texting something that the person might say in a given situation.

Used to mock or put down.

John's text: Stop textersonating my mom.

Bill's text: John's mom: Oh Bill U R just mad
BC Bill is gonna B your new daddy.

John's text: U R such a dick

by jdmill8 June 1, 2007

Tweetersation

A long and drawn-out conversation taking place on twitter.

Sample tweetersation:

theshwing: @xcbro23 hey man did you see What @walrusman did today?

xcbro23: @theshwing no man what happened/

theshwing: @xcbro23 he totally just stood up in the middle of class and walked out!!!!!!!

xcbro23:@theshwing OMG DOOD! THATS CRAZY!!

a-low45:thinks @theshwing and @xcbro23 should shut the hell up and text each other and not piss off other people!!!

by Psib93 November 3, 2009