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driving like a pissed off teenager 

Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".
Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."

teenage broncin' buck

A wild and aggresive hormone driven teenager. ORIGIN bucking bronco. From Don McLean's American Pie.
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck

Teenagers 

GERARD WAY:Teenagers scare the living shit outta me,and they could care less as long as Someone'll bleed!
Teenagers by St.JIMMMMY November 7, 2019

r/teenagers 

A subreddit full of angsty teenagers who like to challenge eachother to stick their dick in unusual objects.
Person 1: Hey have you been to r/teenagers recently?
Person 2: Sorry I can't right now, im trying to stick my dick in a bottle of laundry detergent

Teenager 

A funny age, where you're not quite a child - not quite an adult. Little kids think it's cool to be a teenager (it isn't). Adults assume we're all dumb fuckers who get drunk on benches and cause trouble (not all of us). People always say if a teenager is unhappy or going through a tough time, it's down to hormones. How irritating for someone to say this, when you're going through genuine problems. A lot of us have major worries. School, jobs, family, relationships, friends, the way we look - there's a lot of expectations thrown upon us. Excuse us for not being jolly 24/7. We're also very well aware, the choices we make today will affect the rest of our lives. The last thing we want is to grow up to be old and bitter; full of regret! Just cut us some slack, please. Most of us are decent human beings!
Old woman #1: Oh, look at that teenager with his baggy jeans and hoody. I suppose he's just spray painted a wall! *laughs*
Old woman #2: What are you talking about?
Teenager by threeohthreeftw September 22, 2010

Teenager 

People who are treated like children but expected to act like adults
Adult 1: You are only a teenager, I can't trust you with this

Adult 2: Grow up, you aren't a child anymore
Teenager by Asdflgasm April 26, 2015