techronogy

technology that’s really badly made and/or is homemade

My computer’s power supply blew up, techronogy at it’s finest.

by derrerrrr July 12, 2023

techon

an emaciated african-american passion slave who can be purchased for $19.95 from the HSN and dwells in closets/cages. He is only released when his owner's sexual desires are awoken, and he is fed according to his biweekly sexual output.*

*bondage is his specialty.

"My husband is leaving for a business trip tonight; you're going to be a busy boy this weekend, Techon!"

by Tyler Stewart November 20, 2006

Technon

Adj;

A. The word used to describe something that is or can be considered Techno.

B. The term used to describe something which has an electronic sound to it.

Technonic, Technonist, TN (abbreviation of technon)

Basshunter is full on technon. 3OH!3 is semi technon.

A. "Dude, did you hear the beats that DJ was laying out!?"
"Yeah man, they were so technon!"

B. "R2-D2 sounds quite technon!"
"Of course he does, Hes an electronic robot!"

by Technonist October 31, 2009

technonumpty

A person who is easily confused by computers or electronic gadgets.

Mards: Hey Rico, can you pass me the buttons?
Rico: Do you mean the remote control for the TV?
Mards: Yeah
Mards: Why doesn't the TV work?
Rico: *Sigh* Pass me the remote
Mards: the what?
Rico: THE BUTTONS YOU TECHNONUMPTY

by Riico September 28, 2012

techrophilia

1. Obsessive fascination with dead or defunked technology.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with faulty technical equipment.

Roddy is a techrophiliac. He likes feeling up his broken avid logic keyboard.
It doesn't work. Leave it alone Roddy you techrophile!

by iam_mrKhalifa March 16, 2014

Techboner

A nerd who gets a boner

" Ned got a techboner "

by Vampingmaster September 25, 2014

techcone

Italian term used by ovewhelming and ignorant people to describe a person who is into technology.

Ma come non lo conosci? Figa lui é un techcone!

by kikkuz October 24, 2017