A technotard is a person who is unable to get around on their phone or computer or has to hand over the remote to any new technology.
by Gym76 December 08, 2010
I can't figure out an excel formula and I am clueless as to how to use the remote for my new Hi Def TV. I am such a Technotard !!
by Janet Goldstein September 26, 2006
A person, usually middle-aged baby-boomer who is completely inept at using most forms of modern technology, including, but not limited to; cell phones, computers, PDAs, printers, fax machines, photocopiers, etc.
My father can not figure out how to check his email or download a simple attachment. My father is a technotard.
by jettyrock March 26, 2009
Technotard: Combination of the word technology and retard
A technotard is a person that has delayed development in
grasping new technology.
A technotard is a person that has delayed development in
grasping new technology.
He unabashedely admitted to being a real "technotard" when it comes to installing his new software into his computer.
Grandma is the most lovable "technotard" she never has learned how to put her DVD'd into her video system no matter how many times I explain it to her.
I had to ask my 11 year old son how to IM my daughter at college. I felt like a real "technotard"!
Grandma is the most lovable "technotard" she never has learned how to put her DVD'd into her video system no matter how many times I explain it to her.
I had to ask my 11 year old son how to IM my daughter at college. I felt like a real "technotard"!
by Patt Cotingham March 09, 2007
Technotard is a derogatory term used by technology experts to describe people with little or no technical ability. Additionally, technotards do not generally have the desire or willingness to learn about technology. Instead, they rely upon technology experts or geeks to do everything for them. Technotards often have the mistaken belief that technical problems can be solved with little or no effort, and be fixed in less than five minutes.
One that has no ability to do more than check e-mail.
One that has no ability to do more than check e-mail.
Tom is such a TECHNOTARD!!
He created a document, saved in on a floppy, gave the floppy away and now cannot understand why he can't get the file because it shows up in his 'Recent Documents' list!
He created a document, saved in on a floppy, gave the floppy away and now cannot understand why he can't get the file because it shows up in his 'Recent Documents' list!
by Coop Member September 28, 2006
by Alice Crowley March 30, 2009
Steve to Brian: Did you see John trying to put a DVD in the CD player?
Brian to Steve: Yeah, Pay no attention to him. He is a technotard.
Brian to Steve: Yeah, Pay no attention to him. He is a technotard.
by couldntcareless March 18, 2009