Technosexual

The state of being a lonely, ginger fag whose only possibility of a mate lies in technology
Also applies to anyone who knows what linux is.
An individual who uses the mental image of something technological for stimulation whilst doing their ugly girlfriend/sibling

mmmm.....Systems Development Life Cycle.......
This constitutes as hardcore Technosexualism

by Can Tiarnán rape? November 30, 2010

Technosexual

Someone who loves technology. A nerd who surrounds him or herself with the newest electronics.

Matthew is a technosexual, he knows all the keyboard shortcuts.

by paper_robots November 3, 2008

Technosexual

A person whom cannot get laid in person, so they rely on technology to either chat erotically with someone who cant see them.... or spend their time masterbating to online porn.

Billy's fatass is such a technosexual, he watches porn on his tablet and beats his pud all day.

by Banjomedic08 April 10, 2020

technosexual tragedy

It is when a people discover the existence of an extra marital affair through the accessing of text messages.

The alleged affair between the Mayor and his Chief of Staff was a technosexual tragedy after the Free Press got hold of their text messages and published them.

by Grenville Collins January 26, 2008

Techsexual

A personal can be sexually aroused by technology.

The video card is so fast it gives me a boner. I am coming out of the closet. I am techsexual.

by WilburAppleword March 14, 2009

Technisexual

A sexual preference. A Technisexual individual is someone who prefers to have sex with electronics. They can be male or female.

As more and more iPods and flat panel TVs come out this behavior is rapidly becoming widely accepted among society.

Dude 1: Ahhhhh! What are you doing to my computer????

Dude 2: Sorry man... I am Technisexual, so I can't help it....

by VTC-Nerd March 16, 2009

Techosexual

Techosexual is when someone is attracted to technology of various sorts, rather than other people. It is much more prominent in hardcore Apple users than other demographics.

Person A: That guy has never had a girlfriend, it's so sad.

Person B: It is sad, especially since he is a techosexual.

by werdnA September 12, 2012