technovisiting

A group of friends, hanging out together but communicating via Facebook or another social networking site. They could be talking face to face, but groups of kids don't do that anymore. They 'technovisit'

We sat on the porch for hours together all afternoon, technovisiting, we didn't say a word, but our Facebook conversation was funny as hell!

by technovisitor May 14, 2010

technolitics

Technolitics (tech-nawl-i-tics)

The art or science of technology usage, especially the discussions surrounding major technology platforms (Microsoft, linux or Novell)

The activities or affairs engaged in by an Information Technology professional. The methods or tactics involved in managing a platform of technology.

What are your technolitics? Your technology agenda?

When discussing a particular technology (Microsoft NT or Novell Netware), you are conforming to a particular strategy. If Novell and Microsoft were a "2-party system", the Linux would a group of independents.

by Baner70 September 9, 2010

technobation

masturbation, with the assistance of technological advances (webcam, phone, text messages)

I just had an incredible technobation sesh with my long distance boyfriend

by robdub November 2, 2010

technocity

a way of measuring how amazing something using bass of techno music theory; measuring scale of 92-1000Tn's.

the song BOOM BOOM POW maybe main stream but because of its ridiculous bass it scores a 680 on the TECHNOCITY scale.

dude that last song i heard score a 900Tn+ on the TECHNOCITY scale.. It was freakin' amazing and kept me at least intertained the whole night.

by Technocity November 24, 2010

technobility

A technician, technology or technical product that that is the top of it's field.

His programming ability and credentials put him in a class of Technobility.

by Jeffipos May 2, 2016

technobility

Neologism - The perceived level of ability when it comes to a person using technology.

I just don't have the technobility to use this computer.

by Frank_Castle July 31, 2018

Technoaids

A quality or "disease" some people have the causes technological problems around them. These problems can manifest in a number of forms, including but not limited to power surges, DOA electronics, connectivity issues, malfunctions, and any number of other tech related functionality issues. Has been known to be communicable if you spend enough time with an infected person.

I think I caught Thomas' technoaids, my phone has been screwed up all week.

by fuckyou998181482 March 5, 2019