Technovangelist

The technovangelist is a person who preaches a certain technology (iPhone, MacBook) or software (Twitter/FB/IG/Windows) to everyone and anyone who will listen, whether they use it or not (especially if they don't use it). The kind of person you want to use said technology to smash in their face or flame them online.

Bill: "So I ran into Dwayne in Starbucks the other day and he was showing me his new iPhone and telling me how I needed to go get myself one because it will change my life completely."

Sarah: "Dwayne is such a technovangelist with Apple products."

by Big Daddy Loveshack March 1, 2019

Technoanity

A religion to worship the greatness of our lord and saviour Technoblade. Technoblade never dies.

Steve: Are you coming to church with me?
Alex: Yes I am a faithful Christian.
Steve: No not sky daddy church
Alex: What church then

Steve: TECHNOBLADE church where we worship Technoblade!
Technoanity is a religion to Technoblade
Alex: Oh
Steve: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
Alex: *dies*

by Cottagecorecoffin April 9, 2021

technocancer

technocancer is the term used for when someone has cancer but has no chance of dying

technoblade beats technocancer because technoblade never dies

by wolfpackformofbrokenheart September 14, 2021

Technomania

Excessive obsession, excitation, arousal, or fascination by the latest technological products, like devices, gadgets, or softwares.

A: Bob has rushed to stores once he heard about the iPad.
B: He's techteased by any new gadget. He's a real technoamaniac!

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A: Have you tried the new Android smartphones yet?!
B: I'm satisfied with my BlackBerry. I'm not very obsessed technomania!

by Ahmed Zidan October 1, 2010

Technorance

The adaptation of technology by acquisition; learning new technology through practical application

I love this new phone--I can't totally use it yet but technorance is bliss.

by technobilly October 21, 2010

technodazzle

A belief that technolgy is the answer to anything or everything without solid reason or logic.
A non-tech individual or company duped into believing computerisation is the direction to take without the necessary expertise to know of its shortcomings.

The chairman of the bank was technodazzled into moving the operation online. The hackers and fraudsters rejoiced.

by SideshowJo March 27, 2021

Technowantsblood

Technowantsblood is the new best editor, she has been editing sense 2021! She also loves the dream smp and mcyt youtubers!

technowantsblood is the best editor

by Technowantsblood July 14, 2021