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human research technician

a politically correct term for someone who enjoys learning about other people by reading their facebook profile, scanning wall-to-wall conversations, and browsing through their friends.
"i'm not a facebook creep... i prefer human research technician."
by oliviamcm March 30, 2009
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hygiene technician

Glossy word that simply means cleaner. Word trys to make employees feel like they are smart and technical and important when they can be fired at anytime because any man and his dog could do this job.
I'm gonna be a hygiene technician!
Looking technical gangster!
by silvermonkey November 9, 2005
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Technician

Technician:

Tech N9ne himself said "Juggalos Kotton Mouth Kings and Queens Gangbangers Metal Heads the College Kids and everything in between they love when Tech spittin know hes the best rippin blessed this one when all of these titles can = Technician!!"
Crowd of people,

"Together we are, a powerfull force,
as one mind body and soul!
Let no evil enter nor attempt to reduce us because of the beliefs we hold!
And with this love combinded with our strengths we ward off pain and stress!
Technician I am, whole heartedly. In life and in death"

Joe "WTF was that"
Sam "That was just the Technicians saying their pledge"
Joe "Are they about to go do something crazy?"
Sam "No, they are about the only people left on earth doing anything sane" "It might be a little dark and dirty where they are going though. Good luck to them"
by Technician67 November 18, 2011
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Boner Technician

One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.
"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."
by Lemski October 16, 2008
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Electronics Technician

An evolved form of an electrician this person has hyper intelligence and is imbued with advanced knowledge of all things electrical/electronic. Not only are these advanced beings intelligent and skilled, legend has it they are so beautiful that if a mere mortal catches a glimpse they will be blinded and defecate.

Other well known electronics technicians are Luke Skywalker, Tony Stark and Jesus.
I met an electronics technician today and I soiled my underpants
by exponential I.Q. June 11, 2016
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I.T. Technician

A Person who can use google better than most of the people.
I think i need to call I.T. Technician to fix it for me
by Vyssias November 22, 2017
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Petroleum Transfer Technician

Service station attendent.
'Full Service' gas station attendant.
The guy that pumps gas into your car.
Gary works at the gas station and aspires to be a petroleum transfer technician.
by SASniper January 31, 2006
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