Adj - a marker, usually fluorescent, that is moved across text in a 'surfing' fashion, to make important words/phrases stand out. Verb - to textsurf.
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The great enslaver. They bind the souls of man into a vast and uniform grid devoid of reality, of existence, of meaning. The tests are the infernal spawn of the infernal spawn of evil- they take education and crush it down into bubbles, which they further crush into your poor mind. So called "educators," make the children take the ACTs, SATs, etc. only to harness what was good in their life and crush it away. The tests have no purpose but to destroy, to conquer, to cause anguish to the wretched and miserable test-takers. They reify all that is bad, wrong, evil, disgusting, putrescent, and filthy. There is no moral harm greater than being forced to take a standardized test.
Jim had to take standardized tests. Rather than complete it he stabbed his pencil through his throat and watched the blood gush out on to the neat answer sheet, filling in the ovals with the red pain they cause for humanity. Jim died.
by The Wisest One of All Time October 11, 2009
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Get the TetsuProject mug.Thelma was so furious about her boyfriend dumping her for another girl; she nearly had a Tetsuo moment.
by Jeong Shin January 18, 2008
Get the Tetsuo moment mug.Applying cold food products to ones testicles and having your partner lick it off vigoriously. Similar to licking a popsicle.
When they were out of ice cream cones at Shawns house he applied ice cream to his scrotum and had Emily lick it off. She had a vanilla testsicle.
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