on a tear

a string of behaviour that is compulsive and devient. the bahaviour is typically of an "adult" nature such as drinking, screwing, swearing.

Jill was so pissed about the flat tire that she went off on a tear. Every other word was fuck.

Brad has been on a tear of calling in sick recently. He hasn't worked a Friday in over a month.

by Cliff96 April 10, 2006

Tears

Ejaculation of the eyes in the form of salty water.

Guys, epic victory royale moment! I came home from school and dad was beating mom! Dad told me if I ignored her crying and tears on the floor I would get John Wick AND SKULL TROOPER! Now that is an epic victory royale!

by Epictiktokroyale November 03, 2018

Tears

The means by which masculine will power is overcome by feminine water power.

"Hey did you see the tears on Jim's face?"

"Yeah, and if I never saw his junk in the gym locker room, I would say he's a woman."

by tomrom September 27, 2013

tears

1. To pull apart or rip open something.
2. A drop of the clear salty liquid that is secreted by the lachrymal gland of the eye to lubricate the surface between the eyeball and eyelid and to wash away irritants.

1. My clothes were full of tears
2. I cried tears of happiness when I found out that Billy was finally coming home.

by ArsenicTears March 01, 2006

No Tears

Don't cry. Don't be a bitch. They are making fun of you on the Internet. It's the INTERNET bitch. No RL (Real Life).
Often used under the pretense of being gay.

No Tears, dude. Man up.

by ZoobOrange May 15, 2010

tearing

Doing something very fast or well.

Oi guys fuckin hell Johnson is TEARING!

by Noahthelad December 30, 2016

Tears

Liquid sorrow that your eyes excrete.

Oh oh oh ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks! Oh oh oh ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete!

(All credit to the geniuses at Auto Tune the News)

by pablo61 June 25, 2010