Tragic Jam

When your pathway through a crowded bar or club is blocked by an obscene amount of ugly guys/girls. Or if the whole damn bar is full of uglies and you just can't maneuver for shit.

I couldn't find you at the bar last night. I got stuck in a tragic jam.

by fourtwentyplus May 19, 2008

Tragically Delicious

ADJ.
Trag-ik-lee Di-lish-iss (rhymes with "Magically Delicious")

1) Used to describe an event that had befallen a foe which is sad, terrible, or tragic. One must enjoy said event.

2) Term used to describe a terribly unfashionable outfit or style that inexplicably works.

"My ex's new girlfriend is a total skank ho. Her ex hit on mine right in front of her. It was tragic... tragically Delicious!"

Fashion Gay #1: OMG, did you see what she was wearing?
Fashion Gay #2: I know! Cowboy boots with traditional Inuit garb? It's tragically Delicious!

by Jeanette M. May 7, 2008

tragic love

It's one of those things that you really only understand if you've experienced it. It's when one person finds another that is perfect for them and for whatever reason they can't be with that person. Usually they have some sort of very close relationship over a long period of time with the object of their affection, but the love is true and real and strong and inherently tragic because it is and always will be unrequited. Often abbreviated "TL."

Kristin Cavalleri is Brody Jenner's tragic love.
Stephen Colletti is Lauren Conrad's tragic love.
Carrie Bradshaw is Aiden Shaw's tragic love.

by Suze Hirtz August 28, 2010

tragicore

A subset of the hardcore music genre. While genres such as crabcore focus more on chugging breakdowns and stances, tragicore involves more involving themes- minor keys, horns, violins, and depressing lyrics are crucial.

Johnny - "Dude, that band made me cry last night; totally tragicore."

by Raphabas October 16, 2010

tragic

something that is so fucked up that using the word "sad" is out of place...

Its tragic that my girlfriend left me for my brother

by Kevo July 23, 2003

Tragick

When something tragic happens because of magick.

"Because he cursed them it was tragick what happened."

by Kazahel March 4, 2009

Tragic endings

1: When someone meets an unfortunate end or loses at a game.

2: When orgasm is not achieved or a sexual act never occurs.

3: Not happy endings

Dawn: "Steven you lost at Yu-Gi-Oh!"

Steven: "No!"

Dawn: "Tragic endings ?" poor dropkick :(

Steven: "Endings tragic" :(

by Dawn Dove February 10, 2017