budget teaching

When the teacher is too lazy to do their job so they just make the class watch a Youtube video explaining the topic.

"Ms. Grayham didn't even teach us anything. She just made us watch a shitty Youtube video. If that's not budget teaching then I don't know what is."

by read_words_kids August 2, 2021

teaching your dog to drive

A polite suggestion that someone has admirable faith while being out of touch with reality.

"Brilliant idea, truly, but you're teaching your dog to drive."

by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020

teaching the ukulele

A euphemism for a mutual masturbation technique where one partner sits behind/lies beneath the other person and stimulates them sexually, using their hand(s).

I'm dead tired, I stayed up late teaching the ukulele with Monika.

by nikki-go-lucky July 1, 2010

teaching building

when you had a stroke trying to search for "school" so you say that

Hey, do you remember the times we spent in the scsah
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Teaching building

by Literally a person November 24, 2019

Teaching the pope how to play darts

Just chilling, killing time and doing nothing in particular

Friend 1: Hey bro, what's good?
Friend 2: Oh you know, just teaching the pope how to play darts

by young reginald February 2, 2021

Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

teaching

A profession that highly skilled people find themselves in when they can't find a better job.

For all those people who say that teaching is great.....it is....just because all the kids are like Vikki Pollard

Shit I can't find a job that opays more than £10,000 a year....better go into teaching

by Heather Scott November 4, 2004