texas tea pot

When you gape a chick's arse hole and then dip your nut sack inside

I was banging a chick in the arse last night then gave her the old Texas tea pot

by chilliwillie April 12, 2015

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Kansas City Tea Pot

The act of using one's mouth as a urinal while partying in Kansas City.

Bob: "Just because you think that you found God, you think you're better than anybody."
Steve: "It's not even like that."
Bob: "Atleast I didn't use my mouth as a urinal for seventeen guys when we were in Kansas City."
Steve: "Whatever, Bob."

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by jecherry April 4, 2016

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Tea Pot Mode

Standing With One Hand On a Table and Leaning on it with one leg crossed over the Others.
Usually Used By Evil Maths Teachers.

The Beast Is Doing Tea Pot Mode.

by Klipperbus1 June 16, 2016

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Pot tea

Tea that is made with pot.

Guy #1: I just drank a cup of pot tea. Guy #2: What? You just drank a cup of potty? Gross! Guy #1: No ...not potty....pot tea!

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

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Keep the tea in the pot

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.

did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.

by lilv February 26, 2018

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