Tabatha

(1)A female who eats with the passion and ferocity of a male.
(2)A female who eats an incomprehensible amount of food, yet maintains a bangin' bod.

Guy1: "Hey man you down to go to that new buffalo wild wings?"
Guy2: "Yeah man, is it cool if I bring my girl?"
Guy1: "Nah dog she is such a Tabatha our bill would be outragious!"

by Lemongraabatha November 7, 2014

dirty tabatha

Dirty Tabatha

Freaky drunken girl. Might be into bondage. And bring on the whips and chains. Also part lush and can hold her alcohol. Can be found trying to sober her ass up at your local coffee shop looking looking for her next victim. She might let you pet her but she might also bite. Keep drunk or caffeinated. Approach with caution.

I need to find me a dirty tabatha tonight

by Jpoo222 September 19, 2020

tamatha

LMAOOO that is too funny :) Point taken. Thanks hun

Not sure that is the true meaning of tamatha but lol I will take your word for it.

by tamatha February 28, 2005

Twathandle

Noun: British vulgar slang

A person of dull wits whom is easily influenced. (used as a general term of endearment)

"Guys, I just convinced Rob to jam his cock into a toaster!"

"Oh, he is such a twathandle."

by Rawhyde July 29, 2017

Twathampton

A town, south of Lower Bush and just north of Crotchley. Twinned with the town of Long Knob.

Attention all passengers. This train is going to Twathampton. Please remember to take all dildoes and personal belongings with you.

by Andy May 2, 2004

twathawk

Guy who swoops in on girls who have just left a relationship.

Dude: George is such a twathawk, he just hooked up with Michelle last night.
Dude 2: Didn't Dick just break up with her?
Dude: Yep. Such a twathawk.

by sj2011 May 24, 2011

Twathawk

When a woman's pubic hair is long enough to be combed into a traditional Mohawk style hairdo.

Dude! Julie hasn't groomed in ages! She can pretty well comb it into a "Twathawk!"

by TSKO November 21, 2013