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tautomerize

A word derived from the chemical phenomena termed "keto-enol tautomerism." In organic chemistry, the aforementioned process is quite sudden and favored in most cases. As such, tautomerize is a term that can be used to describe either very good or very bad events or actions. They must be to quite an extreme to be noted as such.
#1: Man, I ate a baby this morning, i gotta visit the bathroom and tautomerize!

#2: Last night I tautomerized this hot girl I've been hanging out with the past couple weeks
by TMKKK August 7, 2011
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Necro-Tautology

1) An obsessive facination with deceased tortoises.

2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.

Etymology:

Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.
1) Look a dead tortoise--lets partake in the act of Necro-Tautology!
- You sick fuck, leave it alone

2) People have said that I am a tortaulogist.
- Dude you hump tortoises?
by Grey M@a September 10, 2004
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Tautology

Using different words to say the same thing, or a series of self-reinforcing statements that cannot be disproved because they depend on the assumption that they are already correct
ME: Dudes such a wanker he’s dead-to-me… like piss-on-his-grave dead-to-me…
FRIEND: Thats a hell-of-a tautology if i have ever heard one.
by BNENJK September 26, 2012
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tattouche bag

One who is a total asshole idiot and is covered with tattoos. They also possess many of the same qualities of a douche bag.

See douche bag for more information.
Alison: "Dude, that guy over there with the tattoos is super hot!"

Dani: "Ew, I know him. He's a complete tattouche bag."
by not very katie like October 8, 2008
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tatouche

A guy that has large tattoos on his body in an effort to seem cool, but still can't shake his douchebag image.
You: Dude, check out that tatouche by the pool.
Me: Looks like he was hazed by Ed Hardy.
by Pnt-E Drpr April 24, 2009
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Toutounji

1. A family surname.

2. Son or daughter of a tobacconist.

3. Relation to a tobacconist.

4. Someone who thinks well after a cigarette.
His last name is Toutounji

My father Mr. Toutounji owns a tobacconist

My relative on the Toutounji side sells cigarettes

Toutounji had a cigarette then had an awesome idea after
by Bounce Back September 18, 2009
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Toutoune

A toutoune is a big fat girl who walks like a skinny girl
That toutoune was so toutoune i almost cried
by Lipopo February 7, 2015
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