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Satisfaction

A concept defined by men as a fulfilling and brief encounter with a beautiful woman.

A concept defined by women as non-existent. Suggested alternative: Doritos and dip.
If you are a man, you need no example. If you are a woman, an example would be like trying to describe sound to a deaf person. Discontinue trying to receive satisfaction.
by Shit Happens, Then You Wipe September 19, 2010
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Negative Job Satisfaction

Negative Job Satisfaction is where one or more people like to waste peoples job time espcailly scammers. The word came from Atomic Shrimps video called ‘A Little Nonsense Now And Then (Scambaiting) - Also FAQ: Why Do Scammers Ask For Your Personal Details?
Joesph: In my free time i like to do something called Negative Job Satisfaction.
Joe: Don’t people do that usually against scammers?
Joesph: Yes they do
by SuzukiMazuki February 9, 2022
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Satisfaction

A sense of fulfillment/contentment after achieving a goal. Also, the look on David Cook's face with that infamous grin after doing something particularly well. Usually sexually related.
The satisfaction I felt after that mind-blowing sex cannot be described or contained by any word.
by JPKN October 13, 2008
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second hand satisfaction

Getting satisfied by looking at something/somebody do something.
Namjoon got second hand satisfaction from reading a gay scene in a book
(Almost transparent blue)
by 0:00/4:38 May 21, 2018
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satisfactionally

The act of living for 100% self satisfaction.
Until I became happy I lived satisfactionally but now i care about other peoples feelings.
by Hellsprung June 21, 2017
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Sexual Satisfaction

When you and your partner both reach the "climax" at the same exact time. In other words, the guy releases and the girl has the orgasm at the same time.
Wow!!! Last night was epic!! My girl and I finished at the same time!! We had sexual satisfaction!!
by pablowisdom August 19, 2016
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batisfaction

You wrap a bat round your schlong and achieve 'batisfaction!'
Man that bat wank gave me some good batisfaction!

I nearly battered myself to death giving myself a bat wank trying to get some satisfaction.
by butter fingers November 18, 2014
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