Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

by Tom from March 27, 2007

tell me how my ass tastes

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008

big tatties

Large breasts; the kind you stare at or try to grab when you're intoxicated

Ah Bah.... BIG tatties!

by Bill Sanborn September 16, 2008

tatties

1. Breasts (titties)
2. Potatoes, usually mashed'

1. 'That young lady had herself an exceptional set of tatties'
2. 'Yes, I'll have the steak with tatties on the side'

by whiskymack February 21, 2004

Tastes Like Diabetes

A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.

Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.

by mediocremaiden November 3, 2010

Tastes like ho maid!

When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...

... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"

by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006

Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma

When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.

Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.

Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.

Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!

Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!

by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009