tardcart

1 the short bus used to drive disabled people from one place to another.

2 an insult for a person who is being stupid or foolish.

My bus was full so I had to ride in the tardcart.

You fucking tardcart, you don't fix a toaster while it's plugged in!

by Bea December 16, 2004

tardsportation

The act of giving a Melbournian a lift somewhere. Alternate name for the Melbourne transport system.

Melbourne has a third world tardsportation system.

by jacck May 13, 2007

tardcart

1. The side deffinition for a short bus carrying disabled people from one place to another. 2. Society's name for the shopping carts in the supermarket that just dont seem to work.

I saw a short bus pulling into the driveway of our school. I quickly pointed it out to my friend and said, "Hey look! Its a tardcart!" Mom: are ya havin trouble pushin the shopping cart around? Me: ya, it seems that I've chosen the tardcart

by biilbo December 27, 2012

tardkart

A vehicle that has been modified to the point that it no longer has any practical use. See NASCAR

I watched in horror as the redneck tried to maneuver his tardkart through the crowded parking lot.

by zmad March 27, 2008

tardmart

where one buys retarded things or someone who would work at such a place. (i.e. a tard)

"brandy works at tardmart" or "hey dave, where'd you get that sweater? tardmart?"

by david brandy December 4, 2003

Tardmart

Anything that Josh Warner buys.
taxation without penetration is cool

Josh, can I get your frequent buyers card from Tardmart?

by Bobby December 12, 2003

tardhard

when a retard has a hard-on

look a that tardhard

by twstaflx June 2, 2007