Tarding

The act of cruising around town parking in handicap spots with one's tard card, for the sole purpose of irritating those who must park blocks away.

Ex: Dude, let's go tardin' downtown this weekend and piss off all the tourists.

Ex: 89 year-old male seeking 70+ young thing with tard card for weekend tarding in front of night clubs on south beach.

by LadyGeezer May 2, 2011

[ Tarding Out ]

When someone, an animal, or an appliance or a machine spontaneously begins to act retarded.
I.E (in the case of a person) they randomly begin to flail around, babble,speak in jiberish, grunt or scream alot, or act retarded in some other manner.
I.E (machine/appliance) when one of the two just stops working for no apparent reason and becomes difficult and fristrating to opperate

Suddenly shellshock caused Private Smith to start Tarding Out . He kept screaming and kept hitting himself over his head with his trenching spade. Then he ran out of the trench still screaming and hitting himself and got shot. What a retard.

by GameAce99 January 2, 2008

Tarking

When a male engages in creative contortions in order to urinate with an erect penis.

This morning I had such a hard on that I was tarking like a fucking yoga instructor!

by pollyanna-istanbul December 3, 2010

TarkingTown

A celebration of manliness and reminiscing. Probably the funnest thing there will be to do on the Purdue University campus on April 19th and 20th. It's what is made when a group of manly residents get together to spend a night building an awesome fort out of tarps and enjoying some snacks, video-games and more from their childhood. A generally swell time.

Tark Resident #1: Are you going to TarkingTown this weekend??
Tark Resident #2: Dude, are you even asking?
Tark Resident #1: It's going to be an insane amount of fun!
Tark Resident #2: THAT's how I like to spend my Friday nights!

by Tark Shark April 13, 2013

Tardling

The act of warming your poptards between your thighs.

Me and my girlfriend went tardling in an ally yesterday, things got pretty sweaty.

by irishbooty January 20, 2014

Tarding

Someone who displays moronic behaviour, and keeps presistent in doing it.

They kept feeding the ball to Dale, but he couldnt keep a hold on it, let alone score a goal, Dale was seriously tarding on the field today.

by Migg83 February 27, 2018

tardkin

One who identifies with individuals who are retarded.

I identify as tardkin you nazi bigot!

by XirHighness May 17, 2021