spicy taquito

When a mexican with the runs(must eat Taco Bell) shits in a burrito, tops it of with sour cream jizz and his partner eats it

Luis Gonzalez wants a spicy taquito

by OG mud January 16, 2015

Carl's Jr. Taquito

When a girl you are going to fuck shoves Carl's Jr. Taquitos in her vagina two days prior to the fucking (penetration) and when you pull out you have tasty pieces of taquitos on your penis for her to suck off via oral sex

"Bro I told Karina to do a Carl's Jr. Taquito and when I pulled out she sucked the life out of my dick and said it tasted good, after I ate her pussyout and it tasted so good!"
"Wow man that sounds like a great Carl's Jr. Taquito"

by Charles and Ben December 9, 2016

Green Taquito

The act of the "Green Taquito" is when a fat Mexican prostitute chugs a bottle of Tabasco sauce and chokes while partaking in oral sex and pukes all over your dick, giving your genitals a green tint.

"I don't think I'll ever drink Tequila ever again dude because last time I did, I woke up with a Green Taquito."

by Green Taquito July 18, 2017

Wet Taquito

When a woman cuts a slit into a tortilla and puts it over her vagina while she receives head.

Guy: why is there a slit in that tortilla?
Girl: because I want you to eat, now come here and give me a wet taquito.

by Jimmy_Changa January 26, 2021

Stinky Taquito

When you stick a taquito up a girls shitty asshole, pull it out, dip it in salsa then have a bite.

That stinky taquito i ate last night was extra poopy. the salsa was pretty spicy too.

by Brandan L. January 19, 2009

Seattle Taquito

When one has sex with a women who considers herself a hipster, but also must be hispanic. In order to perform the Seattle Taquito said bitch needs to consume a metric fuckton of laxatives, when the fart box is ready to produce its turd parade you must wrap your member in flatbread so it resembles a non filled taquito. Then, you insert your peeny into her bum bum await the ensuing craptastrophe to fill the flat bread, then pull out and eat it.

Person 1: Dude I was looking through my parents photos in the attic and I saw them performing the Seattle Taquito at Woodstock, shit was crazy, literally.

Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.

by the tacquistador November 30, 2013

Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes

Just one of the many alter egos of funny good shit Youtube parody rapper and singer Dylan Fiore, along with Brony Homo, Lil Racist, Old Rice and Young Rice, Karenita and many more. One has made so many great songs, like My God Is Great (So Far So Great PARODY), Gyarrah Conspiracy (Bad Romance PARODY), Never Faggot (Never Say Never PARODY), and the greatest recent Jihad Film Song, Durka (Gooba Parody). Oh And BTW I am TWTB (CHECK MY VIDS at DYLAN FIORE!!

Yo, Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes Has Got Dynamite In Those Taquitos, And Two Boxes Equals Two Towers! BTW: I Am Dylan Fiore (Check My Vids.)

by The DylINator November 2, 2020