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Slappy Tappy

The Process of slapping someone elses genitals. Can be done in various ways with different items.
Yo bro can i give you a slappy tappy?
by jzc1st November 5, 2023
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brake tappy

the nube mf driving in front of you that won’t stop tapping on his damn brakes!
this dumbass in the car in front of me is going to make me do a drive by on his non driving, brake tappy ass!!#
by DLANIGER SIRROM January 19, 2019
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tappy-flitties

(think: tig'o bitties = big'o titties)
"That old lady had some major tappy-flitties!"
by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006
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happy tappy

someone who has a crush and who is in lust with someone.
Will's Car made him feel happy tappy!
by WD40/car September 26, 2008
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Tappie pash

2 men press the eye of their penises together and screw them left and right to simulate a pashing motion. Can be used as a greeting the same as shaking hands or kissing on the cheek.
All you blokes have lost your mojo now tappie pash and make up !
by Sneakywalks June 5, 2019
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A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.
It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.
by teeny weeny sheeny February 15, 2025
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Tappy Lappy

To move quickly usually due to excitement or joy

Use similar to that of (post haste)

(English slang maybe I'm not really sure)

Not commonly used anymore
Dave: you haven't slept in two days you best get to sleep
John: yea I'm nackered I'm off to bed tappy lappy
by IronBlimp July 22, 2025
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