you're tapped

tapped means when someone isn't alright or is acting stupid

Kyle, "you see sketchers, they are peng asf"
Millie, "nah bro you're tapped, they are uglyy!!"

by popoqwqw May 23, 2018

Tapia Weed

The best herb in the michiana area. If you aren't smoking Tapia weed you probably know it. Tapia weed is known to be sour diesel, jack herer, grand daddy purp, skush and the like.

Damn dude... is this that Tapia weed?

Fuck that... ill just go get some Tapia weed!

by fathomz July 19, 2009

Tapienta

overcooked, burnt caviar.

This tapienta tastes horrible!

by WordMaker2000 December 26, 2011

tapeisgreat

Tape is a cool person with a normal door handle

Tapeisgreat is cool

by Ink_splaters January 30, 2023

Happy Tapioca

To be forcefully sodomized without lube then waterboarded in the a pool of tapioca pudding.

“Tom isn’t doing well his team mates gave him a Happy Tapioca and now he’s traumatized and can look at dairy anymore.”

by EducationIsMyPurpose October 12, 2022

tapping the sewage line

to place ones penis in he anal cavity of another

after there one year anniversary, sam is tapping the sewage line.

by stylies September 15, 2010

tapsinef

A backwards Spoonerism of "fat penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used to identify 9% of the male popualtion of the world. Tapsinefs are generally more respected than their llampsine counterparts. Tapsinefs have the potential to be a gipsineb, but don't understand this potential. While many tapsinefs do have a higher fat content within the body from poor nutrition and/or lack of exercise, it is not necessary for tapsinefism. Though, a giveaway for a tapsinef is to have a fat penis. Are known to have minimal physical contact with sunlight or the outdoors. Spend a huge excess of time playing video games and little contact with people, especially of the opposite gender. Are usually nervous, shy, awkward and often suffer from delusions of grandeur of an unrealistically beautiful woman sweeping THEM off their feet. Basically, if you're not a douchebag (llampsine) but aren't an Alphamale (gipsineb), you're a tapsinef.

Parker: "Coño, mang. Look at her, she's even checking you out. Go over and talk to her!"
Amir: "I can't. I don't want to..."
Jason: "You're being a tapsinef like Faraz."
Parker: "Got 'em..."

by d3ck3r November 1, 2014