tard tapper

one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.

Did you hear that Scotty lost his job last week at the group home for being a tard tapper? They are thinking about filing charges against him.

by Jay E. Griffin March 31, 2008

Snooze Tapper

Someone, especially a significant other who hits their snooze button mega times and falls back to sleep while you're wide awake because of them.

I was up at 5am , but my wife slept another 20 minutes because she's a Snooze Tapper.

by CanarsieKid January 19, 2013

foot tapper

This is what closeted gay GOP officials who try to get balls deep with strange men in public airport restrooms are called. They also like tea-bagging, felching, and playing feed the elephant. They are hypocritical sick lying scumbags.

Senator Larry Craig is a foot tapper. Many other republican foot tappers have not been caught YET.

by running out of patience April 26, 2009

testicle-tapper

Testicle-tapper - One who deliberately swipes at the groin area of another in retaliation. Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is not his first testicle-tapping offense. Green was fined $25,000 in Game 3 of the Western Conference finals for kicking Oklahoma City Thunder’s Steven Adams in the groin; and in Game 2 he got away with kneeing Adams in the junk.

Testicle-tapper Draymond Green was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James.

by JJewella ewJ June 13, 2016

Vermont Maple Tapper

When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.

Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!

Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...

Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.

by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009

clit tapper

As close to the promised land as one can possibly get without reaching that warm and delicious apple pie.

My friend Zac is such a clit tapper.

by DamianFoye October 18, 2006

toe tapper

A male who taps his foot in a public restroom stall as a signal that he is looking for gay erotic pleasures.

That senator from Idaho got caught trying to get some doodle in the restroom. Who would have thought he was a toe tapper.

That fool Greg doesn't like boobs so he must be a toe tapper.

by Nick and Evan January 2, 2009