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Double Taper

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends
I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper
by JBest in show January 6, 2009
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A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis
"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."
by mrRected April 16, 2010
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Tapechoke

It is a 3 or under aged boy or girl that has choked on tape
My daughter Ana had tapechoke
by Noel369 March 26, 2021
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Tape Fan

A person who is a fan of a genre but only in a modified form from it's original medium. These term is commonly attributed to people who like comic books but know nothing about them outside of what they learn from movies, T.V. or what they are told by other people. This term was cleary created when video tape was the best method for watching shows and movies.
Guy one: "Dude the story between The Mandarin and Iron man is so cool the whole technology Vs. Magic thing is pretty awesome."
Guy two: "yeah but Tony Starks pro slavery stance in the civil war serise still gets to me."
Guy one: "ugh we are not getting into this again."
Guy three: "what magic? The Mandarin was just a puppet for A.I.M. and when did Tony Stark go back in time and fight the Civil war?
Guy two: "God your such a damn tape fan crack open a comic book."
by fader48080 January 20, 2014
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tapti

An amazing woman with striking features and beautiful hair. Shes the kind of girl your buddies like, but also the type of girl you want to show off. A girl with an incredibly voracious appetite, yet she somehow maintains a hot figure. She is always adventerous in bed, and she is the type of girl that once you meet her, you can't get her off your mind. Sexy! She is a great friend to everyone, and never judges. Intelligence and sarchastic humor are her strong points.

She's beautiful inside out, she has the most amazing eyes, and cute cheeks, she can be bitchy at times but she always has a reason, you'll be lucky to date a Tapti since she is a hopeless romantic, but if you upset her, she will switch to her bad side and be somewhat karma. Best to keep her before someone else catches her. She also has the most amazing smile, you'll fall for her in 10 seconds, she had sexy dance moves too...
Johnny- O my gosh, look at that gorgeous brunette.

Oliver- Which one?

Johnny- That tall one standing with those other girls, she is laughing and wearing those amazing shoes.

Oliver- Wow.

Johnny- Bet you a million dollars that her name is Tapti.

Oliver- No way, I'm not gonna take that bet. Her name couldn't be anything else.
by OLIVE January 26, 2013
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Tapernyeka

anything having to do with the hallucinogenic drug salvia, can also be used as a replacement for trippy or anything relating to hallucinations in general.
That's so tapernyeka
by Detognaphone December 21, 2010
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taetzu

a ship name of Twice's Tzuyu and BTS' Taehyung (V)

Moments can be seen on youtube and they are the couple who are most likely to be real
Girl: Taetzu is here!
Fan: OTP😍
by Blackpink sucks November 5, 2019
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