takemitchy

a dude with a fat ass

person: did you see that guys badonkadonk?
me: yeah! he’s such a takemitchy!

by lasagnajesus August 28, 2021

two bagger and some tape

Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.

Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.

by Stagmen October 3, 2017

Double Taper

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends

I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper

by JBest in show January 6, 2009

TazeMade

A man who gets all he wants. Who will be rich. Had lots of diamonds. Rapper

Your so tazemade

by OccationalLove January 17, 2023

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

by mrRected April 16, 2010

Tapechoke

It is a 3 or under aged boy or girl that has choked on tape

My daughter Ana had tapechoke

by Noel369 March 26, 2021

Tape Fan

A person who is a fan of a genre but only in a modified form from it's original medium. These term is commonly attributed to people who like comic books but know nothing about them outside of what they learn from movies, T.V. or what they are told by other people. This term was cleary created when video tape was the best method for watching shows and movies.

Guy one: "Dude the story between The Mandarin and Iron man is so cool the whole technology Vs. Magic thing is pretty awesome."
Guy two: "yeah but Tony Starks pro slavery stance in the civil war serise still gets to me."
Guy one: "ugh we are not getting into this again."
Guy three: "what magic? The Mandarin was just a puppet for A.I.M. and when did Tony Stark go back in time and fight the Civil war?
Guy two: "God your such a damn tape fan crack open a comic book."

by fader48080 January 20, 2014