Tantard

A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)

"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."

by You ain't is effed-up as us November 8, 2018

tanktards

fucker that uses a tank

25 kills using a tank
fucking tanktards

by bigman1601 August 21, 2022

Tantan

A sweet nerd who loves to read books but has a secret life who no one knows about which is being the badass in the outside world.

"Hey Tantan looking good there"

by autumn black January 3, 2015

tanstaach

acronym, also used as interjection, standing for:

there ain't no such thing as a champagne hangover

usually used, when people brag about their champagne consumption, esp. after they drunk large amounts of champagne for free. see also: domp

a: man, I've got such a hangover from last nigh's champagne galore, i really did domp me through

b: tanstaach!

a: wtf?

c: there ain't no such thing as a champagne hangover!

by pfenech October 2, 2009

TANSTAAFL

T.here A.in't N.o S.uch T.hing A.s A. F.ree L.unch
Something advertised as being "free" will invariably have hidden costs.

Kid: Woah, why does Facebook have a whole bunch of Ads on their site all of a sudden?
Teacher: TANSTAAFL

by JBLuverxo<3 November 18, 2011

Tantalizing

Tormenting or teasing someone with the sight or promise of something unreachable.

“Asia stop tantalizing me cause you know I can’t get a piece of you”

by JayKeyTv March 31, 2021

tantartoolous

a really cool person, when some is so amazing that you can't find words to describe it then use this word

how to say it:
Tan-tar-two-lus

word made by Kayla

Oh my god! kayla is so tantartoolous!

by bobothehobo January 14, 2007