tampoon

'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.

Similar to TPing

Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.

by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006

Tampoon

When a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.

I was up for the promotion but I was tampooned by my boss, Mary-Beth, and I didn't get the job.

by Moby_Dix January 18, 2015

Lucy Tampooning

verb: to float down a creek on a often homemade inflatable raft for a minimum of at least 4 hours.Named after one of the original rafts. Particularly popular in small towns where there aren't many things to do for fun. Lucy Tampooning is almost always done under the influence of marijuana and/or alcoholic beverages.

The snow is melting, it will be lucy tampooning season soon.

I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.

Roll a blunt its tampooning time

by nickysmalls June 20, 2011

Tampooning

The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.

Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning

When my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it's time to go tampooning!

by Scrotash July 16, 2011

Tampoon

(Verb)

The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.

My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.

by LazloLion May 30, 2010

tamponette

smaller tampon for the younger generation of females who, like those that choose to wear bra's as if to cover up and pretend that they are going through puberty-which makes them a big girl, decide that they want to live like a real woman and therefore choose to use tamponette's.

jonny ate what he thought was a wrapped up "small-size" twix. However he soon had to ask and find out that this was just a girl from his nurserys tamponette.

by karlovarska becherovka September 20, 2006

tampoons

Feminine protection for fat ass broads. It looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. Used specifically to "Tampoon" a fat bitch on her period.

That beast won't take a maxi-pad, she needs tampoons!

by Uncle Kurtie November 13, 2006