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sizzling hot tamale 

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
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Talamare 

1. A sea of bright stars from a compound word of
Tala - tagalog for a big bright star, and
Mare - astronomy term for a sea of
2. A sequence of rhythmic suffocation from a compound word of
Tala - for a style rhythmic pattern in hindu music
Mare - a the condition of many symptomes caused when ones having a nightmare
1. Talamare shines brightly
Talamare by Talamare May 19, 2006
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inverted tamale 

The act of wrapping ones penis in a cornhusk and having anal intercourse with a girl who has a bad case of diarrhea, causing your dick to look like a tamale that has been turned inside out.
When they got home from the mexican buffet, Dennis gave Bridget one hell of an inverted tamale.
inverted tamale by Dark Smith January 10, 2008

Kakeru Tamaki 

A fanfiction writer who has an unhealthy obsession with Vic Mignogna and lives on the Isle of Man. She hopes to be a famous Mangaka!
'I, Kakeru Tamaki, live on the isle of man - come visit, it's lonely'
Kakeru Tamaki by BernardFitch October 31, 2009

Tamakeri 

The Japanese fetish of cute girls kicking men in the testicles, usually quite hard. Most fans of it enjoy the loud "Slap!" sound made when a good karate kick hits home.
My best friend Joe regrets the loss of his genetilia due to the tamakeri experiments he conducted with his girlfriend.
Tamakeri by Photon December 6, 2003

Hot Tamale Train 

A metaphorical term used by the judges on the Fox reality TV show “So You Think You Can Dance” which suggests a dancer that performs at a high level and exhibits an element of “hot and sexiness” in their routine should be riding this imaginary vehicle.
Nigel: "I think you did very well. If you're not riding the Hot Tamale Train tonight, you're certainly on the platform."
Hot Tamale Train by J Lig June 26, 2008

Tamaki Suoh

He is one of the main characters, and the lead host, in the anime Ouran High School Host Club. He is known for his flirtatious ways and his common act of trying to seduce young girls.

He generally tries to portray a princely character, but is easily flustered and goes off into an "Emo Corner". The twins Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin usually love to tease him until this desired effect.

Tamaki is in love with Haruhi Fujioka, but does not realize it until the very end of the anime (and in the middle of the manga). He calls her his "Little girl" for most of the series.

He is the illegitimate child of his father (who is the headmaster of Ouran Academy) and his mother (who he hasn't seen in years). He also tends to call Kyouya Ootori "Momma".

Though he tends to think that he comes up with the ideas, it is really Kyouya who is behind all of his brilliant schemes (generally. The ones that seem especially ridiculous are typically completely Tamaki-concocted).

By the end of the anime it is arranged that he marry Eclair; little does he know that this was his key to seeing his mother again.

By the end of the show it is revealed that his and Kyouya's father are trying to have their son marry Haruhi.
"Tamaki Suoh don't be such an idiot!"
"H-how could you say that?! D8>"
Tamaki Suoh by OuranFan December 31, 2009