Taking the dog for a walk

A person, getting out their penis, and normally proceeding to engage in a sexual act or masturbation.
Commonly given as an excuse to leave and masturbate.

Oh, Jeff is taking the dog for a walk tomorrow with Oliver
I'll be back in 5 minutes, just taking the dog for a walk

by Mayonnaise gurgler March 10, 2017

Taking the lizard out for a walk

To masturbate; jerking it

Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"

Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"

by NotShadogun August 23, 2019

Taking it to the grave with me

To love something so much that you don’t want to lose it even after you’ve died

I love that tote bag so much! I’m taking it to the grave with me

by good_grief_natalia April 9, 2020

Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express

To have sex on a train.

Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!

by who_dares_wins August 1, 2011

taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017

taking tea with the parson

1. Unspecified, certainly deviant sex act usually performed in Brentford

2. Having tea with a member of the clergy, esp. a Protestant one

1. Hugo and Jane found themselves along for 5 minutes, so decided to indulge in taking tea with the parson

2. The women's institute meeting moved on from cake sales to taking tea with the parson

by kylet June 27, 2006

We're taking it to the parking lot.

The phrase "We're taking it to the parking lot." means someones going to batter your ass right in the school parking lot and embarass you in front of everyone. If you hear that phrase being said to you, you better be in a fighting mood, because there is a change you can whack his ass out too.

Hey, little snitch. 3:00 sharp, we're taking it to the parking lot.

by ElephantShit1050 May 10, 2023