take a Trump

to defecate.

Nature calls— I have to take a Trump.

by CitizenKaines October 30, 2018

take a Trump

An unsuccessful trip to the bathroom, most likely due to constipation. A metaphor for DonaldTrump’s inability to “drain the swamp” in spite of numerous promises.

Bro 1: How was your go?

Bro 2: Terrible - all I could do was take a Trump.

by j-mannnnn January 06, 2017

Take a Trump

The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone

Excuse me, I need to go take a Trump

by Lockhimup January 28, 2019

Take a Trump

Slang for dedicating, shitting, pooping, taking a shit, dropping a deuce, number 2

Yeah man can you hurry and get home? I had Mexican for lunch and I really need to take a Trump.

by Natovirus February 06, 2016

Take a Trump

Taking an incredibly toxic dump.

Omg, where is the next bathroom? I have to take a Trump!

by Wessi December 11, 2016

Take A Trump

To take a MASSIVE, and I mean MASSIVE dump. It usually fills up the whole toilet after you take one.

Harold: Bro what happened

Michael: I had to take a trump last night and it filled up my whole toilet

Harold: Wow.

by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020

Take a Trump

Announcing one's verbal preamble urge to defalcate in the name of President Donald J. Trump.

Excuse me while I go Take a Trump.

by UsedtobeGOP January 21, 2021