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you make me want to take a shit

something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.
a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.
by Nightmares August 22, 2007
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i wouldn't take a shit there

A phrase to designate a place so worthless and disgusting that taking a shit there would class it up.
Benny: Hey! Let's go to Alvin's for some beers and food!
Earl: Alvin's sucks! I wouldn't take a shit there!
by von groovy August 4, 2017
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HEY JERMENY I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT
by Oral Anul February 13, 2020
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take a bite of the shit pie!

A gritty phrase to describe how everyone who is part of any organization needs to do what they don’t want to do some of the time.
It’s time for you to step up and take a bite of the shit pie!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021
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Go and take your face for a shit!

To take one's face for a shit
*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"
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Shit i need to take a fuck

when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016
"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"
by catchinggold October 5, 2018
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Take your head for a shit

When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.

People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.
Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.

Chris: Hello John.

John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!
by The Galavanters June 20, 2009
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