Waking up to semen on the hand cause you be night jerkin the salty sailors down south. Then smearing the spunk all over the skin.
by FaggotinaHat March 16, 2019
Get the Taiwanese Moisturizer mug.When a man rubs his balls on one's face starting from the chin to the forehead and violently clubs said forehead with the head of his dick.
Sensei GeBall: Last night my special lady friend asked me to surprise her with something special. So I had her close her eyes and gave her a Taiwanese Tea Stamp!
by Broncho GeBall November 8, 2017
Get the taiwanese tea stamp mug.I race Of people born in taiwan... NOT people who are Chinese. The People from taiwan have been forced under old terms to side with chinas "One country two governments" system. Which personally is total BS just because Hong Kong went along with it doens't mean Taiwan Should. Taiwan should and will be a free country soon enough.
American}Whats your background? You look chinese..
Taiwanese I'm not chinese im Taiwanese. From taiwan NOT china.
Ex 2
American So you look chinese
{Taiwanese Would you call an Irishmen british?
American No
taiwanese Then why would you call me chinese? Im taiwanese
~*REPRESENTING TAIWAN*~
Taiwanese I'm not chinese im Taiwanese. From taiwan NOT china.
Ex 2
American So you look chinese
{Taiwanese Would you call an Irishmen british?
American No
taiwanese Then why would you call me chinese? Im taiwanese
~*REPRESENTING TAIWAN*~
by Loyal For Life March 5, 2005
Get the taiwanese mug.the people from taiwan. they write traditional chinese which is more legit, much friendlier and much more polite than the mainland chinese, and they have hot-ass chicks for the most part. the dudes all play basketball or baseball, unless american-raised. oh, and did i mention that most of them consider taiwan separate from china?
by california cowzz February 2, 2010
Get the taiwanese mug.People born in Taiwan, love Taiwan, have parents from Taiwan, or love anything Taiwanese. And even though people say we are actually Chinese, we used to be.... a couple hundred years ago. So everyone on Taiwan is Taiwanese, not Chinese.
by EternalAzn January 31, 2010
Get the Taiwanese mug.The majority population living on the island of Taiwan. They are not only culturally different from the Han Chinese, but genetically different as well.
When the Mainland Chinese sailors, bandits, and businessmen came to the island of Taiwan 500-600 years ago, they were for the most part exclusively male.
The ones that remained on the island married the local women with genetic stock closer to the pacific islanders than the Han Chinese.
As a result, the Chinese genetic lineage began to weaken as the mixed children of these relationships had more children. The reason that Taiwanese have Chinese last names is due to the Patriarchy and Racism of Chinese colonialism. Genetically speaking, however,Taiwanese and Chinese are significantly different.
When the Mainland Chinese sailors, bandits, and businessmen came to the island of Taiwan 500-600 years ago, they were for the most part exclusively male.
The ones that remained on the island married the local women with genetic stock closer to the pacific islanders than the Han Chinese.
As a result, the Chinese genetic lineage began to weaken as the mixed children of these relationships had more children. The reason that Taiwanese have Chinese last names is due to the Patriarchy and Racism of Chinese colonialism. Genetically speaking, however,Taiwanese and Chinese are significantly different.
by twainer August 30, 2005
Get the taiwanese mug.One of the horiest people out there and most likely likes the same gender, also hide you shit because he will take it in a flash. Taimana also smells like dog shit and can be seen with a couple flies above his head. But he is the best Kumara farmer in the world.
"Taimana smells like ass"
by YaNan5 June 2, 2020
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