no talent ass clown

See Michael Bolton.

Samir: There's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!

Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?

Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!

by Dok April 16, 2005

Talent Grenade

A newly installed leader within an organisation that comes in with such a negative impact that a large group of the existing people decide they are going to leave.

Wow, that new C-suite guy had to field a lot of resignations. What a talent grenade!

by TheTruthAboutTalent January 26, 2022

Talentless Monkey

Insult for a black person with no talent

andrew: i just fumbled that ball so hard, damn it!

random guy: what a talentless monkey

by Niggas can be doctors too May 10, 2022

huff-tailing

Spending time exploring what can be accomplished on a motel bed after dropping coins into the "Magic Fingers" device. In honor of John Houghtaling, inventor of the Magic Fingers, who passed away in 2009.

With another couple days' driving ahead of them, Mia and JJ thought they should hit the laundromat, but nobody else was going to be smelling them in that junker they'd borrowed, so all their quarters went toward some surprisingly intimate huff-tailing on the saggy motel mattress.

by rotifera June 26, 2009

Multi-talented

1. Someone who is good at everything
2. Who has multiple talents
3. Winner! Determinater! Has a voice!

Wow that kid has so many talents I think he/she is multi-talented, don't you think

by Magic awesome banana painters March 30, 2015

Tilena

The name of Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter as a couple.

Tilena Forever!!

by Tilena Forever October 28, 2010

take my talents to South Beach

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.

Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.

by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010