"Some of my friends hide in the Philippines but I prefer other places. I'm not known as Ryan out there. I'm the Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker."
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Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks
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Person 1: Did you see that Taiwanese girl?
Person 2: Totally! She's so much hotter than all those white girls.
Person 2: Totally! She's so much hotter than all those white girls.
by Billy Pogrom November 7, 2011
Get the Taiwanese girl mug.The Tagowan are an ethnic group of Caucasian, East Asian, and African descent. They were a voyaging tribe in the early 1000s, thus there descendants are scattered throughout the world. The biggest concentrations of Tagowan people are found in small cities in South Africa, Canada, and the United States. Although historians argue where the group originated from, the Tagowan have no homeland of their own, similar to the Gypsies of Eastern Europe and the Hmong people of Asia near Vietnam. The Tagowan typically have fair to tan skin, but they have fine hair and an eye shape similar to their Asian ancestors. They resemble their African ancestors most in stature, typically being on the taller side with broad or muscular builds. They are the second wealthiest minority ethnic group today, only behind the Jewish people.
“It’s funny. Most people think my parents are Asian and white. I say ‘No, I’m Tagowan.” And they say, ‘But you’re from South Africa. Aren’t you African?’ I get those questions all the time. Ethnicity is a confusing thing to some. I’m actually the second most famous Tagowan person in the media. Mario Lopez being the first, but he’s only half.” - Elon Musk
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