Tedding: the male act of monetary pretension as a means to get in your pants, someday; carrot-danglers with perverse intentions.
Teds take you to "nice" dinners at the Capital Grille and promise you nice things like Prada handbags, Christian Louboutins and someday a trip to Paris. At first you are really excited at the thought of being wined, dined and spoiled because your 45,000 annual salary is barely enough to dine at Applebees and pay for your studio apartment.
However, when it comes time to deliver the goods, something always seems to come up...
Ted- "My great uncle died, I have to go out of town for the weekend. Sorry, we will go shopping when I get back..."
Ted-"Ugh, I spent 30 grand in Vegas this weekend." *hint, hint*
Warning Signs of a Ted:
-The rug in his bathroom is from Target.
-After a few well vodka tonics, he brags about his 1 million Marriot points and United Gold status, as a discrete but insincere gesture that he intends on taking you on a "vacation."
-He drives an Acura.
-You find a receipt for Men's Warehouse in his car cup holder.
-He is a software developer.
-He buys you a perfume sampler from Sephora.
Teds come in all shapes and sizes, but generally speaking they are 4's or 5's at best and a 10 on the scale of disappointment.
Teds take you to "nice" dinners at the Capital Grille and promise you nice things like Prada handbags, Christian Louboutins and someday a trip to Paris. At first you are really excited at the thought of being wined, dined and spoiled because your 45,000 annual salary is barely enough to dine at Applebees and pay for your studio apartment.
However, when it comes time to deliver the goods, something always seems to come up...
Ted- "My great uncle died, I have to go out of town for the weekend. Sorry, we will go shopping when I get back..."
Ted-"Ugh, I spent 30 grand in Vegas this weekend." *hint, hint*
Warning Signs of a Ted:
-The rug in his bathroom is from Target.
-After a few well vodka tonics, he brags about his 1 million Marriot points and United Gold status, as a discrete but insincere gesture that he intends on taking you on a "vacation."
-He drives an Acura.
-You find a receipt for Men's Warehouse in his car cup holder.
-He is a software developer.
-He buys you a perfume sampler from Sephora.
Teds come in all shapes and sizes, but generally speaking they are 4's or 5's at best and a 10 on the scale of disappointment.
Ashley: "Chris and I went to South Beach this weekend -- I got a Prada Saffiano and a pair of Christian Pigalles."
You: Are you fricking Tedding me!?
Ashley - "No."
You: Are you fricking Tedding me!?
Ashley - "No."
by Lindseeeb April 19, 2014
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Taydin is a girl who is genuine. She has beautiful eyes that you can get lost in within seconds of seeing them. Shes probably insecure and a hopeless romantic. She may come off at flirty, or desperate. But her intentions are well, she isn't very well speaking her mind so it comes off as nonsense or terrible flirt. She'll keep things in, her walls built high. You have to break them down, love or friend. She might send you songs at random moments, listen carefully, songs speak for her. Shes Daring though you'd never know unless you were close with her. Never let her go she will treat you better than anyone in a relationship and will forgive you again and again. But she has a limit. A point of no return. Pass that line and you will get cut from her life forever. She may not be athletic, but her mind runs miles a day. See beyond what she fronts. She most likely wears a fake mask. Don't let it fool you. Be the one to pull the mask from her face.
She will give the absolute best sex. Trust me, better than any other. She is the best at what she does. Even if she seems innocent she is quite the opposite.
She also gives the best friendships. She puts anyone before herself even if it cost her her life. Keep her in your life, or you'll regret it.
Trust me you'll love a Taydin female.
Taydin is a girl who is genuine. She has beautiful eyes that you can get lost in within seconds of seeing them. Shes probably insecure and a hopeless romantic. She may come off at flirty, or desperate. But her intentions are well, she isn't very well speaking her mind so it comes off as nonsense or terrible flirt. She'll keep things in, her walls built high. You have to break them down, love or friend. She might send you songs at random moments, listen carefully, songs speak for her. Shes Daring though you'd never know unless you were close with her. Never let her go she will treat you better than anyone in a relationship and will forgive you again and again. But she has a limit. A point of no return. Pass that line and you will get cut from her life forever. She may not be athletic, but her mind runs miles a day. See beyond what she fronts. She most likely wears a fake mask. Don't let it fool you. Be the one to pull the mask from her face.
She will give the absolute best sex. Trust me, better than any other. She is the best at what she does. Even if she seems innocent she is quite the opposite.
She also gives the best friendships. She puts anyone before herself even if it cost her her life. Keep her in your life, or you'll regret it.
Trust me you'll love a Taydin female.
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Used in Cork by students on College Road.
Derived originally from the term "retard"
Used in Cork by students on College Road.
Derived originally from the term "retard"
- "For the tenth time, did you put out the recycling?"
- "Shit, no I forgot again!"
- "Tardinio."
"Tardinio numero uno" - The ultimate Tardinio
- "Lads, ye are without a doubt the biggest Tardinio's I have ever come across." - Gentlemen, ye are the most idiotic, stupid individuals that I have ever aquainted
- "Shit, no I forgot again!"
- "Tardinio."
"Tardinio numero uno" - The ultimate Tardinio
- "Lads, ye are without a doubt the biggest Tardinio's I have ever come across." - Gentlemen, ye are the most idiotic, stupid individuals that I have ever aquainted
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