Bald Baconator

A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂

Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair

by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019

Tacomatose

If you're in Tacoma, WA., and you're bored, then you are said to be Tacomatose.

When I first moved there, and didn't have any friends, I was Tacomatose more often than not.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Tacomatose

Tah / co / mah / tose

A combination of the words taco and comatose, it is the product of gorging oneself on "Mexican" food, particularly from Taco Bell.

Following symptoms may include : Disconnection from reality, stomach pains, taco-shits, enlarged pant size, etc.

After seven double-decker tacos and three bean burritos last night, I fell into a tacomatose.

After Billy woke from his first tacomatose, he learned to limit himself when going to Taco-Bell

by PHS/CHS Archer September 23, 2011

Baconator

A Baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!

The baconator was elected by a greaseslide in 2012 and a pax americana followed, years of peace, prosperity and bacon!

by jmspaesq November 12, 2010

baconator

a fat chode of a guy usually named bob who laughs at his own jokes and usually is a chubby chaser.

That guy is total baconator.

by michaellover June 19, 2011

baconator

a large,white trash woman who sexually attacks men when they are intoxicated/sleeping. She usually requests bacon and OJ in the morning. called the "baconator" cause nobody knows her real name.

"hey, where did jim go last night?"
-"the baconator got him..poor guy"

by sillyface111 May 6, 2010

Baconator

A baconator is a big red pussy. As popularized by the Wendy's commercial, when you are in an easy chair and a hot red-haired girl crams her clam into/onto your face, you are face deep in a baconator.

"Dude sorry I couldn't smoke last night, I was face deep in a baconator."

"I'd love to be face deep in a baconator."

"I don't like baconators, I prefer dicks."

by atlho August 13, 2012