A paradox created when a girl wears a tight shirt to create an illusion of bigger breasts. Tighter the shirt, the bigger the breasts look. Essentially achieves the same effects of a push-up bra but different in a sense of novelty. Push-up bras are fucking noticeable but the tight shirt reaveals the actual size of their breasts.

For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.

Daquan: "Yo Suzie's titties are bigger than usual today!"

Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"

T-Shirt Paradox by pandaque April 24, 2015

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t-shirt Christian

A person of faith who loudly proclaims their religious beliefs by displaying religious tee-shirts, stickers, or bumper fish.

“Last year Greg was a goth. This year, he’s a total t-shirt Christian.”

t-shirt Christian by Jayrome November 1, 2005

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T Shirt Twins

euphamism for breasts

Dang she's got some big T Shirt Twins

T Shirt Twins by SanchezMcdaniels March 31, 2010

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