SyFail

Word meant to express the utterly magnificent levels of fail that the SyFy channel has begun to excrete following their re-branding from the Sci-Fi Channel. Types of fail include getting a cooking show, Paranormal Reality TV, using mainstream music in StarGate Universe, and Alienating the stations target audience.

Guy 1: Did you year about Quantum Kitchen?

Guy 2: Yeah its just another level of SyFail

by Kahn Iceay June 5, 2010

syntac

Syntac is an Irish YouTuber that uploads various types of videos mainly based on ark survival evolved

He is part of gaming evolved a YouTube group that plays ark

He also plays subnatica

Syntac is the Irish goat

by Craptor February 3, 2019

syntaste

A shorthand term for synaesthesia, a condition involving the "mix and matching" of the five senses.

Do you hear that? It's this high pitched, coppery-tasting buzzing noise.

by Lady Chevalier July 28, 2005

softass

Some pussy who insists on being a little bitch and hesitates to do activities that involve fun or any sort of risk.

You're such a softass.

by joeman6740 July 12, 2010

syntax

A small fee you have to pay for breaking one of the 10 Commandments.

Tiger Woods: Oh look, I committed adultery.
Government: And now you have to pay a syntax of $250,000.
Tiger Woods: Why so much?
Government: Repeat offender.

by williejameshuff February 25, 2010

Softass

A person who is a coward.

"I didn't know John was such a softass, yesterday he refused to enter the room as it was too dark."

"Don't be such a softass and ride the roller coaster with us!"

by TheGuyAcrossTheRoad December 25, 2014

Softaphobia

The fear of a girl feeling your dick before you are fully erect

You: Yo man I hope she doesn't try to rush in to get my pants off
Homie: Why, don't you want her on it
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: True if she sees it still soft she gon' think it's only 3 inches lol

by matricksman October 2, 2015