Sportfuck

V. to chase women in the afternoon normally in a drunken haze. It is an activity that normally occurs on a lazy day. It is often combined with beer consumption in the early afternoon.

Say bro, what you got on today? Not much drinking some tallboys looking to sportfuck.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

Swordfucked

A sexual experience gone so horribly wrong, that the person will undoubtedly sexual and social problems for the rest of their life.

Poor guy-- he was swordfucked as a teen and it was so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life.

(As in the son of the 35-year-old mother, A. Sword of Waterford, who used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search. He has been Swordfucked and will likely never be able to have a normal sex life.)

by ThanksMom September 11, 2009

sportfuck the BP

Sport fuck with a pretty fat girl that is horny like crazy.

Damn, that fatty chick is giving me the vibe. I'm so drunk, it's time for pig sticking. Sportfuck the BP, yeah....

by John John the Madman July 7, 2010

SporkFucker

One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.

That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.

by deity June 18, 2005

stormfucked

When a storm occurs and leaves your surrounding area a complete mess or totally fucked.

"A cyclone hit us in Jumeriah last night.

Oh no, is everything ok...?

No,.. we're completely stormfucked."

by NZODB April 8, 2013

Sworddick

When you are having sex with a girl( or guy) and the other partner shits on your dick then you stick it in their ear.

I have the power of Sworddick.EEEEAAAAA!!!

by BUTTTACO January 25, 2019

Snorefuck

When your date falls asleep on you and snores on your ass and you stick your dick in her throat and feel the ever gentle vibration of the snores tickling your tip.

I went out with Audrey yesterday, she fell asleep on me and i snorefucked the shit out of her lol.

by Snorefucker July 31, 2019