swollen goods

A pun on the words stolen goods.

Can be used as a chat up line in "how would you like to be the receiver of some swollen goods?"

by Nick J White July 3, 2006

Swollenoscopy

Euphemism for anal sex - eg. performing a colonoscopy with a swollen penis

My girlfriend was really drunk the other night so I gave her a swollenoscopy

by gruntyphish July 5, 2010

Swollen Nubbins

Puffy nipples on a young woman.

Sweet redheaded beauty queen with puffy swollen nubbins.

by wtfgwar June 20, 2013

swollen vagina

swollen vagina

when labia is fat

Guy 1: "wow that vagina sure is inflamed"
Guy 2: "swollen vagina"

by ohgodimsnoozingzzzzz March 14, 2020

swollen

Actually Pronounced "Swole" Meaning musclular

That MoFucka was swole.

by SKYMAN June 20, 2003

swollen hatchet wound

another term for a female vagina

I slipped it in her swollen hatchet wound.

by Twisted February 27, 2003

swollen kitty

When a girl has had too much pussy stimulation and it's too sensitive and swollen.

"He fucked me so hard he gave me swollen kitty!"

by missdillpickle January 21, 2017