shwoggles

Goggles with water in them, and it ticks you off.

Man you got some mad shwoggles.

by Pete/Sarah September 8, 2005

Swoggletron

A swoggletron is a guy who thinks he is better at something than everyone else when in reality he has just read some wikipedia articles and thinks they're an expert while actually being the worst choice for the job.

Person 1 "We need some help with landscaping, got any leads?" Person 2 "what about Phil?" Person 1 "No man Phil is a swoggletron." person 2 "Good point."

by GSudstememeboi June 16, 2018

butt swoggler

One whom gets credit from you and don't pay it back.

I met a man during my travels name Jammi Clifton who was a real butt swoggler.

by Tad A Hope December 26, 2020

Cock swoggler

A gay man who likes to play with other men's cocks whilst sucking them

Person 1: I'm normally straight af but I become a cock swoggler the moment I see person 2
Person 2: what?

by Macaspoobie July 3, 2023

cog-swoggler

One who swoggles much cog

Dude, Ted just ate all my chicken fingers while I was in the bathroom, what a god damned cog-swoggler

by Merriam Webster Hops June 2, 2010

swoggled

to get extremely drunk.

my goal tonight is to go out and get so swoggled that I......well,i'll let you finish the rest

by The shit March 10, 2005

swoggle

v. When you are getting blown and the man/woman gargles and gags on your cock.
swallow+choke=swoggle.

Aw man, I had to give mouth to mouth after she swoggled my cock

by fatanusripples February 9, 2010