pack shitters

Term used by mainly high school students with nicotine addictions. To pack the shitters means to pack every goddamn stall with a bunch of studs. Once the shitters are packed and there aren’t any mommas boys or snitches around, the beauty’s then proceed to hand their vape devices normally Nords, Logics, Vypes or juuls Under the stall until all the boys get fat headys.

Hey boys, let’s go pack shitters quickly.

by Parazer April 14, 2020

Garage Sitters

People who sit in their garage rather than their yard or porch. Typically they sit on lawn chairs, upside down 5 gallon buckets, or coolers and they often separate themselves with a cooler or other quasi-table to set their drinks, ashtrays and cigarettes on. Oftentimes they can be spotted wearing NASCAR apparel, listening to or watching NASCAR, or grilling.

There goes the Smiths sitting in their stupid lawn chairs in their garage drinking beer and smokin cigarettes. Wonder what lameass NASCAR race is on today to pull the garage sitters off the couch. Or maybe the Colts are playing again.

by WGator January 18, 2011

Swisters

Is a term that describes two non biological sisters who have been switched at birth. Most swisters are unaware that they are with the wrong family until they learn the devasting news that their whole life is a lie.

Mom: why is my baby so ugly? She doesn't even resemble me.

Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.

A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(

Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone

by Julio_Manchester May 14, 2009

Same Side Sitters

A couple who, for some reason unknown to humankind, chooses to voluntarily sit on the same side of a booth or table at a restaurant, leaving the other side completely vacant.

"Hey Eric, check out that lame ass couple feeling each other up in that booth."

"Yea man, a classic case of the same side sitters."

by Dan Kl0za August 10, 2008

Empire State Shitters

A nickname given to brave but hostile hoodlums willing to engage in a highly dangerous prank popular in the early days of this cultural icon before the upper balcony became enclosed for safety.

The lawless Empire State Shitters could be seen hanging their asses off the railing on the top floor of the Empire State Building to take a potentially deadly dump onto the heads of unsuspecting innocents passing on the sidewalk below.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

secret shitters

People who have a weird phobia about shitting in public places, including restrooms. If they absolutly have to shit, they go to lengths to make sure no one knows that they have shat, which they always fail at because their guilty little faces lets the world know anyways.

"Oh god I just can't wait... looks like it's time for secret shitters again."

by imighthaveknown September 16, 2005

Seven Day Shitters

Extremely baggy pants originally worn by shepherds of the middle east while out in the fields for extended periods of time tending their flock. The style became popular in the 80's with hip-hop dancers and rap stars like M.C. Hammer.

"Check out Hammer crank'in out those moves in his seven day shitters!"

by Mike K July 29, 2008