National Singles Awareness Day

Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.

Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!

by lauren000007 February 5, 2006

swinglish

When a swinger is trying to talk a person into swinging with them.

Yo, Big J is speaking Swinglish with my Boo. WtF.

by EzTee April 12, 2019

Eyesore for singles

What you would call a couple whose being too lovey-dovey in front of singles.

Can those two just shut up and stop flirting with eachother? They're an eyesore for singles!

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam October 1, 2017

Jay Swingler

A childish delinquent whose made 3 games with Jake they are called:merch mania,tunnel Blobber,merch mania he does vids with Romell Henry (tgf)

Oy na whose that childish delinquent

Jay Swingler why

He didn’t like the video man
EEEEEEEE

by Itz_em June 5, 2018

Scingles

The Scingles is the feeling you get when you have a surge of (sometimes uncontrollable) energy that makes you feel a mix of excitment and the feeling you get when you are scared. Scingles occurs due to seeing something/someone amusing and harmless coming towards you or behind you and you are helpless in stopping it. The scingles gives you a sensation of rushing tingly energy and makes you laugh.

Running up/down stairs while being chased gave me the goddamn SCINGLES.

I was running up the stairs out of the pool and someone was swimming really fast towards me and was about to grab my ankles and i just got out in time, this gave me the Scingles.

by DarrylTheMaster December 6, 2018

local singles

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life

Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!

by MikeGames February 15, 2014

potato shingles

Potato shingles is a rare but brutal condition. Potato shingles is contracted by eating too many red potatoes on thanksgiving day.

You used red potatoes on thanksgiving!? Great now im going to get potato shingles.

I ate too many red potatoes during thanksgiving, I am surely going to get potato shingles.

by galute January 11, 2017