fizzy swindle

When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.

See that stupid pregnant bitch? I heard Chuck did a fizzy swindle on that whore.

by SprintTM December 20, 2008

Swindle

When a young man, who goes by the name of Chutters, uses his art of deception to con the feeble working staff of Asda out of their hard earned wages. This is usually in exchange for the short term gain of two packs of cookies.

Please note: such an act is usually performed en route to smoke session with the boys.

Chutters: “What’s being said tonight boys?”

“Oi Charlie lad, pick us up a bag of ching and a swindle, bish, bash, bosh!” (Berrisford, 2019)

by Turninski February 8, 2019

Swindle Cake

Cake that tastes of extortion, because it was obtained through extortion.

When we get the cake, you'll get the combination. Mmm...this cake tastes like swindle cake!

by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010

Jackson Swindle

1.A slang term for a very orange object. i.e. Fruits, colors, blemishes, etc.

2.A slang term for receding hairline

1.Man, these carrots are such Jackson Swindles. Such a deep, orange color.

2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.

by Word boi December 3, 2018

slutty swindle

The act of deceiving your sexual partner to ejaculating in your mouth and proceeding to not spit nor swallow but run away with a mouth full of seamen.

I think Tiffany is plotting to pull off a Slutty Swindle on me tonight.

by ThatGuyYouKnow123123 July 10, 2018

cunt swindle

When you think you are getting one thing, and you end up with another (unwanted) thing.

That douche bag cunt swindled us, these aren't real Cubans.

by dengle dingus March 2, 2011

swindle cat

a person who swindles people regularly (steals from them/ lies to them/ cheats them)

man, that kid took all my money then rode my bike to the bank to deposit it, he's a swindle cat

or

that swindle cat ate my food when i wasn't looking

by Papa Beans April 27, 2008