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swiffering

Comes from the first time someone had sex on a quilt on top of a hardwood floor. It is the moment in which the person on bottom (usually female) begins to be scooted up across the floor. This can be used in more than one way; i.e. to swiffer, swiffered, to get swiffered.
Matthew: How was that swiffering last night?

John: Let's just say it was on wet vac.
by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006
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Dirty Swiffer

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia
Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"
by Lex triple x February 28, 2016
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Swiffer Nipples

when a woman has breasts that hang down too far for whatever reason.
Do you think zack's new girlfriend looks good?
That freighter has terrible Swiffer Nipples.
by leatz July 11, 2006
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Swiffer Skating

When all that is available are the Swiffer Sweeper pads and the Sweeper is no where in sight. You throw two Swiffer pads on the on the floor then step on them next skate to a clean floor.
Man the office is dirty. Time to throw down two pads and do me some Swiffer Skating.
by ewanders1 March 11, 2011
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Taylor Swiffer

Term for a person so obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift that he/she picks up everything that has to do with her (i.e. CDs, posters, clothing), like a Swiffer Sweeper does dirt.
"Wow, Emily is such a Taylor Swiffer. She just plunked down two hundred for a cardboard cutout of Taylor."
by Kayls Colgate October 30, 2009
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Dirty Swiffer

the act of using a feather or feather duster to pleasure another person's anus after they've evacuated their bowels, hence the 'dirty'.
"even if he thought it was kinda nasty, he did like getting a Dirty Swiffer after taking a dump"
by adamkadmon May 12, 2009
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Dirty Swiffer

To tickle a girls vaginal area with a feather
Seth just gave Sarah a dirty swiffer and she cannot stop laughing.
by shawnjay May 17, 2009
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