UC Swillers

UC Swillers, also known as the Utah County Swillers, are the most bad ass , kickass, drunk ass hillbilly trucker punk band in the world. They hang their sweaty hats in Utah, but are well known nation wide for their swillin' smart ass tunes, polygamist parties, and their witty charm and good looks. God Bless the USA !

" Did you go see the UC Swillers play lastnight ? " ... hungover response " Did I see 'em ? I woke up this mornin' and found them all in my bed ..." ::: whiskey flavored burps :::

by pistol packin penny March 18, 2014

Tindler Swindler Cock

Cock designed to swindle/ Dick capable of making a person do the unthinkable

Alex Davis possess is a Tindler Swindler Cock. After getting a taste of his Tindler Swindler Cock, Ms. KOFFIEA loaned Mr. Davis $6,000 in cash in the space of 2 weeks.

by Sweetwater242 May 7, 2022

swindler

someone who cheats you out of something

Barack Obama speaks well, but is a good for nothing swindler.

by jt mama March 16, 2009

Biscuit Swindler

1) A person who cheats others out of baked peices of dough

2) Tia

3) A person who performs the art of stealing lubrication from the local CVS.

"Ma, the biscuit swindler stole my rolls!"

by Ziggity Zach July 23, 2004

Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified male. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The Semen Swindler s from Delta Chi are out and they are low on the spooge.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

Sidler

Bryan. if you know him, you already know this shit
Also known to copy peoples MSN messenger contact list with out saying a word

(Rami)"ya, so I was banging this chick right and..."
(Sidler)"What?? Whats that? What are you guys talking about?"
(Rami)"shit, why is that guy such a sidler?"

by Rami April 9, 2005

Cock Swindler

N. A person guilty of swindling cocks, resulting in undesired sexual attention (usually after intercourse). A rare accusation, but feasible depending on the gender of the people arguing the matter. Ex. A gay couple: the pitcher may accuse the catcher of "cock swindling", meaning that the catcher stole the pitcher's cock after sex when he didn't want to fuck around.

Garrett, GOD DAMMIT, I'm trying to sleep you cock swindler!

by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006