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sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")
Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"
by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006
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canadian sweet tooth

A Canadian sweet tooth is a blow job with the male private area covered in maple syrup
by cannierstew January 10, 2016
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candy sweet

A blunt, usually a Swisher Sweet with cough syrup of the hydrocodone or codeine origin rubbed on it, dried, then smoked. Caramelizes as it smokes and adds a syrup flavor to the blunt. Coined by UGK.

*this idea is coined stupid by most health professionals and seen as a waste of drugs to those who are NOT trill*
Fine a lil stick of green
Lace it with that promethazine
Candy sweets, candy bitch,
you lookin' at a candy boy
I done came down main,
N hit the switch,
on my candy toy

"Wood Wheel" by UGK
by COLD CHILLIN December 26, 2011
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Canned sweet buns

when Suncracker0 wears his booty shorts and you just barely can see his chees slip out the back.

also known as 'glimpsing dips'
i swear when Suncracker0 bent over on stream and showed his canned sweet buns, i got so hot and bothered that i gushed all over my trousers.

When i saw the famous 'some small streamer' in walmart, i couldnt stop looking at his canned sweet buns. They were so delicious looking

when Suncracker0 wears his booty shorts and you just barely can see his chees slip out the back.

also known as 'glimpsing dips'
by RedDied September 24, 2021
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skeet skeet cannon

The act of ejaculating in a female until you pull out and get loaded down with a heap of dragon sneezing jizz
Dang that skeet skeet cannon was amazing last night...
by lildick nigga April 8, 2019
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sweetcanning

Verb. The act of editing video footage of a person, especially an interview, to completely change the meaning of what they were saying or doing in order to falsely depict them in a negative light. Based on the Simpsons episode "Homer Badman" where Homer Simpson is falsely accused of sexual harassment, is interviewed by an investigative journalist who then proceeds to heavily edit the footage to make it seem like he want to grab her "sweet can".
A: Did you see that interview with professor Whateverington? The interviewer totally pwned him!
B: Dude, that interview was a sweetcanning. You saw five minutes, they had recorded a full hour. They actually took answers to some questions and edited it to make them answers to other questions. Professor Whateverington actually has the full footage and published it, you can see for yourself.
by Hahahanoyoudont May 10, 2019
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sweetcan

to have a nice ass

an expression to describe something really great

something that tastes good, looks good, feels good.

stress is placed on the "e"
"she was sitting on her sweet sweet can"

"hey there sweet can"

"I just wanted to grab his sweet can"

Chrisi: "Danny i just brought over some pierogi"

Danny: "pierogis are some sweet sweet can"
by chrisi April 24, 2004
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