ball sweed

\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;

1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.

-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.

1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."

2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."

by mobileboner April 13, 2011

sweed

something pertaining to marijuana that is sweet.

guy 1: yo man i just got an ounce of hawaiian kush online for 50 bucks. we smoked 73 blunts.... SO high
guy 2: dude that is so sweed!
guy 3: yeah? well i got 50 ounces for 50 bucks... BITCH

by c@rL0z October 28, 2010

sweed

when being high, you mean to say "smoke weed" but accidently say the two together getting Sweed

Man I love to sweed!!!

by Ashis May 11, 2011

Sweed

a can of weed smell.
used by people who want to pretend to be potheads.
comes in areosal can for easy application.

"Yo man, you high?" -Shmelly
"nah its just sweed" -Shmagma

by Candy in Cookie September 13, 2005

sweedes making my Twinkie doo

When the “stuff” makes your “teletubby” dance

“Very sweaty feet, these sweedes making my Twinkie doo”
“Jessicas sweede makes my Twinkie doo”

by HandsomeZ December 25, 2019

Sweed

Perform a snoop dogg and smoke weed every mother fucking day.

I was Sweeding over there in the fucking corner.

by Marlbitch January 19, 2017

sweed

A kind, caring person. Probably loves chocolate a lot. Someone who is terribly sweet and smol. Most probably the cutest in town.

per1: hey wasn't that guy we met yesterday really amazing?
per2: yeah, he was a total sweed

by sky/heaven July 31, 2019