swazoo

the sound made when a dog jumps up on your kitchen counter and steals your dessert

I wasn't watching when, "Swazoo!" my dog grabbed my tiramisu and ran out the door!

by jubedog April 21, 2010

Swizzout

The act of using the tip of one’s index finger, wrapped in a butt wipe or a swatch of wet toilet paper to shove up and poke the anus as far up as will allow in order to clean and free one’s self from the itchy, leftover, leaky fecal matter that is impossible to wipe clean with a regular toilet paper wiping.

Ofier came back from the a week at the underground rave where they served unlimited beers and ghost pepper fries, he came down with a tricky case of Vacation Ass. After multiple bowel movements, the only way stop and clean his anal leakage was to do the ‘ol swizzout.

by Music Man 71 July 3, 2018

The Swazzle Effect

The moment where a person is asked to give examples but their mind goes blank

Person A: Can u list some examples?
Person B: Ugh no I just forgot all of them
Person A: That's The Swazzle Effect for ya

by VerticalCouchLVR November 23, 2020

Swazzy

A mix of swaggy and jazzy. Used to refer to anyone who embodies swag, snazz, and jazz.

DAYUM! That bitch is SWAZZY!
My favorite song is Happier, so swazzy.

by LiLLy_cOol_grRrrl_413 February 11, 2019

Swazoled

If you spend you money on useless things.

I swazoled away my money on that bull horn.

by sctso May 8, 2003

Swazzy

Sweet + Jazzy = Swazzy

Commonly used as an adjective

Borris:: Hey, its not humid anymore since the storm hit!
Yorris:: Fer reals! Its pretty swazzy now

by juniart September 1, 2010

spazzock

A compound of spaz and wazzock.

"Dude's a fuckin' spazzock."

by Atropa July 12, 2004