Swance

Someone that is sexually aroused by Swans.

A compound word of "Swan" and "Nonce".

"That guy Martin can only get a hard-on when he thinks of Swans. He's a Swance."

by Bertie Moo January 10, 2022

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swan song

Derived from the legend that a swan is mute until moments before death during which it sings a beautiful song, a swan song is an action ending something epic.

After the concert, they said they would never perform together again. That concert was their swan song.

by thisformisstupid August 25, 2005

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Highly dangerous sexual maneuver performed when a man is engaged in the doggy style position at the the edge of a balcony. Suddenly and in one motion he grabs her by both arms, climaxes, and thrusts her off the balcony full force while showering her with semen as she falls.

Since her Cincinnati Swan Dive and the damage done to the left side of her brain, Deborah cannot speak and has been eating out of a straw.

by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

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Shatnerd

One who adores and idolizes William Shatner. Usually a female Trekkie who fantasizes about being one of the hot alien chicks Captain Kirk makes out with.

Listening to the original series Star Trek theme song and admiring her many Captain Kirk action figures, she proudly wrote on the wall in big letters: "I am a Shatnerd." And she was.

by the Pollylu July 8, 2004

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Snatnin

Not giving a fuck ;; eating a girls anal hole and her vagina at same time ; turning up at a party , waking up not knowing where you are.;; having nothing in life and still smiling cause your alive ;; helping people;; taking care of your family ;; going to travel the world cause when you die your dead ;; living for the moment;; being yourself and not somebody else.;; doing a girl from the back and calling her closest loved one and putting it on mute and making her call you dad while her father is on the phone.

Holy shit bro , did you see the snat god crash that car last night he was Snatnin.

I was Snatnin inside of her.

This party is Snatnin.

I’m snatnin.

I was chewing on her bloody tampon and I felt like a vampire for once in my life I was Snatnin.

He was at her dads house and everytime she said dad he said what and her dad was getting mad. He was Snatnin.

Look at me stealing my moms credit card out her purse and not giving a fuck I’m snatnin

by SNAT GOD March 26, 2019

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